Thank you for your concern about my diet. I would love some ice cream to my taste, perhaps liver or tripe? Meanwhile I have to slum it with leavings from M&S.
Gussie says that she is going to start cleaning my teeth, what is that?
Love Jake
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Dear Jake
Pack your bags and leave now. You don't want any of that teeth cleaning business. The owners are trying to removal your natural hound halitosis. How can you be a proper dog without dog breath ?
Sandy
Dear Sandy,
Holy shit. I'm coming round to yours now.
xxJake