Dear Jake
Tis Valentine's Day soon and I have found you a lovely lady who'd like to meet up with you. All you have to do is change your name to Barney, die your hair/fur black, move into a wedding cake stylee hoose and shrink a bit.
I hope you are lucky in love.
Sandy
PS she's got a website too
PPS did you notice she has a Mac ? All the best pooches do. Oh you don't. Tsk tsk have a word with the owners.
Tis Valentine's Day soon and I have found you a lovely lady who'd like to meet up with you. All you have to do is change your name to Barney, die your hair/fur black, move into a wedding cake stylee hoose and shrink a bit.
I hope you are lucky in love.
Sandy
PS she's got a website too
PPS did you notice she has a Mac ? All the best pooches do. Oh you don't. Tsk tsk have a word with the owners.
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Dear Sandy,
I fear my legs are too long and spindly and alas, I have no beard.
Key criteria for my bithces:
they cannot run as fast as I can. but they love to chase. oh yes! (human bitches! are you reading this?)
the laydeez who steal my ball for too long and who will not surrender to snogtug will not win my heart. they know who they are.
they truly appreciate my people for the temple of buscuits they are.
I have two new lady friends - a foxy-faced GSD/collie cross and a tiny staffie.
I am not sure you will win on the MAC front. Too much laughing at this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2006031,00.html
Some new words I don't know the meaning of! Squeezing anal glands! Perhaps I will find out soon!
Love Jake xxx