Security briefing
4 Comments Published by Gussie on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11/27/2007 07:47:00 PM.
Once a month, Chief Security Officer Jake is faced with a most perplexing challenge.
He is used to surveying the street from his command centre: the bay window of our first floor flat (for those in north America – this translates as “second floor apartment.”) . From on high, Jake watches the world go by at street level. He keeps an eye out for his people and his other friends. Everyone is small and far away.
Except then a MAN WITH LEGS A STOREY HIGH appears right at face level, tapping at the window. ALERT! ALERT! All security systems activate! Jake bounces up and down, ger-WOOFing at the man, who stares straight ahead, stony faced, wiping the window with his squeegee.
Chief Security Officer Jake is pleased to report that he has seen off the suspicious character. Except – next he reappears at the kitchen window! ALERT! ALERT! All security systems activate! Ger-WOOF!
And then the study! And … and… and…
Strangely enough when Chief Security Officer Jake goes downstairs to check out who rang the doorbell, the man at the door collecting money for cleaning the windows has somehow telescoped his legs and appears to be normal height. WAG-WAG-WAG-WAG
He is used to surveying the street from his command centre: the bay window of our first floor flat (for those in north America – this translates as “second floor apartment.”) . From on high, Jake watches the world go by at street level. He keeps an eye out for his people and his other friends. Everyone is small and far away.
Except then a MAN WITH LEGS A STOREY HIGH appears right at face level, tapping at the window. ALERT! ALERT! All security systems activate! Jake bounces up and down, ger-WOOFing at the man, who stares straight ahead, stony faced, wiping the window with his squeegee.
Chief Security Officer Jake is pleased to report that he has seen off the suspicious character. Except – next he reappears at the kitchen window! ALERT! ALERT! All security systems activate! Ger-WOOF!
And then the study! And … and… and…
Strangely enough when Chief Security Officer Jake goes downstairs to check out who rang the doorbell, the man at the door collecting money for cleaning the windows has somehow telescoped his legs and appears to be normal height. WAG-WAG-WAG-WAG
Wow, wonder how he did that trick w/ his legs? Maybe he's Inspector Gadget or something!
Great job staying alert! What would the humans do w/o you?
xo,
Wiley & Fievel
Wow, wonder how he did that trick w/ his legs? Maybe he's Inspector Gadget or something!
Great job staying alert! What would the humans do w/o you?
xo,
Wiley & Fievel
Way to stay on your job buddy! Welcome to DWB - we're looking forward to being buds. Do I see that you may like agility? We do too!
Woofs, Johann
Hi ya Jake mommy hasn't let us visit anyone till she finished the card project but wow your so good at your security service that Santa is sure to leave you lots of treats!
Bet you scared the pee out of him huh?
Love Licks & Tx waggin tails!